I Have NOT Watched the Spur Video

So here’s the dealio. I have NOT watched the Spur video. I know, I know, how did I manage to not press play on a clip that flooded my timeline?? The power of the scroll down is a forced to be reckoned with… But let me tell you my side of the story… Right now…

The Butt Sweats 

When you spend an ENTIRE year living at the MOST magical place on earth and you share maybe two blogposts.  The pleasure was all mine, internet.  But on the realist of notes, how do you explain to everyone what that year was? I’ve already been back home to South Africa and I’ve proved I don’t…

Orlando, the City Beautiful.

I mourn with you, I mourn with the rest of the world, we mourn with you, Orlando, Florida, the city beautiful.

Like We’re 22

“Everything will be alright, if we just keep dancing like we’re 22,” no Taylor Swift, that’s a LIE. Because no matter how much I want to live by the lyrics of all Taylor’s songs and believe that shaking it off is the fix it up to everything slightly wrong in my life, I can’t. Sometimes…

“Land of Sunshine,” they said…

You leave your country pretty sure that you’re prepared for whatever the country you’re moving to has to offer… then there’s America. I moved to Orlando, Florida to work at Disney World, now never mind what it’s like working for a mouse let’s just discuss America. There are very specific things that happen to bother…

Ho ho ho, Heartbroken.

On my way home from school, I decided to brave it and ask my mom the dreaded question… “Is Father Christmas real Mom?”

A Girl Should Be Two Things…

And in the wise words of someone famous who posted a really cool quote image on Pinterst, ” A woman should be two things, who and whatever the fuck she wants.”

If I Could

We know Miss South Africa does it, apparently even politicians do it and surprise, surprise, so do I. Yes, I volunteer. Volunteering is generally considered an selfless activity and is intended to promote goodness or improve human quality of life. In return, this activity can produce a feeling of self-worth and respect. From visiting the townships in South Africa…

The Boyfriend

And as much as I hate to disagree with the Queen herself, but seriously Beyonce, if he likes it, he doesn’t HAVE to put a ring on it. Maybe he could just befriend it, take it out for dinner, and see where it goes.

Yeah I’m a Basic Bitch.

Yeah I will proudly belt out the lyrics of ‘Single Ladies’ before listening to the Mumford & Sons album because I’m a basic bitch like that. Firstly, when you read this mom, sorry for you using the word b*tch to refer to myself. You need to know it’s an internet thing. It comes down to…

Living Alone… Meh

I’m 21, living alone, a working girl and well basically living the dream! Juuuust kidding, in every good dream I’ve ever had, I’ve never had to clean a shower. No one tells you this while you’re growing up and there is no class for this in school, life is just like SURPRISE! Microwaves don’t clean themselves!…